Quotations
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Funny
«Everyone has heard of the expression, if you can't beat them, join them. But what does that mean when you?re being mugged? If you?re being overpowered, do you have to help the muggers mug you?»
«Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives»
«Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else»
Author: Will Rogers
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Funny
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as it is, funnier, funny, happening, happenings, Someone else
«Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!»
Author: Calvin & Hobbes
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Funny
«Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running just as hard to escape something else.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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Belief,
Faith,
Funny,
Love,
Religion
«Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Funny,
Sex
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knock, knocked out, knock on, knock out, knock up, masturbation, sex