Quotations
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Funny
«A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.»
«A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.»
«A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.»
Author: Chauncey Depew
(Industrialist, Politician)
| About:
Funny,
Men and Women,
Optimism
| Keywords:
all women, hopes, optimist, pessimist, Pessimists, thinks
«A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.»
Author: George Ade
(Journalist, Playwright, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Men
| Keywords:
receives, telegram, telegrams
«A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.»
Author: Jack Benny
(Entertainer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
dressed, following, kid, schmuck, scout, scouting, Scouts, scout troop, troop, twelve
«Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over. Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead.»
«A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
| About:
Danger,
Funny,
Sincerity
| Keywords:
absolutely, at the least, a great deal, a little, dangerous, deal, dealt out, deal out, fatal, great, great deal, How To Deal, is a, little, sincerity, The Deal, thing
«A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.»
Author: Robert Frost
| About:
40th birthday,
Birthday,
Diplomacy,
Funny,
Jokes
| Keywords:
birthday, remembers