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Funny
«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
«I speak two languages, Body and English.»
«I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.»
Author: Robert McCloskey
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About:
Confusion,
Funny,
Listening,
Understanding
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Keywords:
also known as,
as we say,
believe,
but,
Did you know,
heard,
hear out,
Hear say,
is,
is not,
I Think I Do,
know,
meant,
not,
Not sure,
realize,
said,
Say Any,
sure,
that,
The More You Know,
think,
think out,
think over,
think up,
understand,
well thought out,
WHAT
«I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.»
«I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
«I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.»
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Comedian)
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About:
Comedy,
Food,
Funny,
silly
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Keywords:
achieves,
bar,
candy,
candy bar,
Candy From a,
flavor,
flavored,
flavors,
maximum,
oftentimes,
snack,
snacks,
snack bar,
store,
vending,
vending machine
«I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
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Critic,
Dramatist,
Novelist,
Poet)
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About:
Funny,
Genius,
Life,
Talent,
Work,
Writing
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Keywords:
All My,
genius,
into,
put,
put over,
put through,
put to work,
put under,
talent,
works
«I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.»
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»
Author: Winston Churchill
(
Author,
Orator,
Prime Minister)
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About:
Funny
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Keywords:
drink up,
drunk,
drunker,
drunks,
miss,
morning,
sober,
sobered,
soberest,
sobering,
sobers,
sober up,
still,
The Morning After,
ugliest,
ugly