Quotations

It is sometimes difficult to be inspired when trying to write a persuasive essay, book report or thoughtful research paper. Often of times, it is hard to find words that best describe your ideas. FreePaperz now provides a database of over 150,000 quotations and proverbs from the famous inventors, philosophers, sportsmen, artists, celebrities, business people, and authors that are aimed to enrich and strengthen your essay, term paper, book report, thesis or research paper.

Try our free search of constantly updated quotations and proverbs database.

Browse Topics

(Click a letter to view the topics)
A B C D E
F
G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Funny

«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
«I speak two languages, Body and English.»
«I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.»
«I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.»
«I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Funny | Keywords: bath, radio, toaster, toasters, toys, unwanted
«I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.»
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
«I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.»
«I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.»
Author: Proverb | About: Funny | Keywords: territory, unfamiliar, unfamiliar with
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»