Quotations
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Funny
«If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates»
Author: Howard Zinn
(Author, Historian, Political activist, Professor)
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Funny,
Politics
| Keywords:
candidates, intended, vote
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
«If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.»
Author: Winnie the Pooh
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Cute,
Funny
| Keywords:
ear, fluff, fluffed, listening, patient, piece, small person, small talk, talking to
«If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.»
Author: Elbert Hubbard
| About:
Arguments,
Funny
| Keywords:
arguments, names, name calling, vile, viler, vilest
«If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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Funny
| Keywords:
Better Late Than Never, blame, Claus, Clauses, discovers, Good Thing, kid, later, later on, Santa, Santa Claus, steal