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mailman
«Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
| Keywords:
chasing, Keith, Keith Richards, mailman, medical, organ, organ transplant, Pakistan, related, Richards, transplant, transplanted, transplants
«Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.»
«I would especially like to recourt the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time.»
«You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.»
Author: Lee Trevino
(Golfer)
| About:
Golf
| Keywords:
courses, delivering, mail, mailman, off-day, tournaments
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Television
| Keywords:
available, bitch, complicated, denomination, denominations, envelope, envelopes, fuck, fucker, Fuckin, good luck, hopefully, invent, Late Night, mailman, one shot, payment, payments, plants, seal, shot, shrivel, shriveled, shrivels, shrivel up, stamps