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«After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.»
Author: Guillermo Mordillo
| About:
God
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collapsed, collapses, collapsing, created, humor, invented, kept woman, whole thing
«I do not know if you remember the tale of the girl who saves the ship under mutiny by sitting on the powder barrel with her lighted torch and all the time knowing that it is empty? This has seemed to me a charming image of the women of my time. There they were, keeping the world in order by sitting on the mystery of life, and knowing themselves that there was no mystery.»
«STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.REG: What?!LORETTA: It's my right as a man.JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?LORETTA: I want to have babies.REG: You want to have babies?!LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.REG: But... you can't have babies.LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!»
Author: Monty Python
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babies, box, Call Me, foetus, gestate, I Want You, Judith, kept woman, oppress, oppresses, oppressing, Out of the Womb, womb
«Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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impress, impresses, impressing, keep up, kept woman, standard, The Standard
«It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
| About:
Men and Women
| Keywords:
business, get married, kept woman, married, married man, married woman, soon, unmarried, unmarried man, unmarried woman