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Will Rogers Quotes
«The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer»
«You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!»
«If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.»
Author: Will Rogers
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«I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.»
«There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.»
«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»