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Steven Wright Quotes
«Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)