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Ronnie Barker Quotes
«To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«... And it's goodnight from him.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«We have decided that this offence is too serious for a community sentence. You will be sent to a young offenders' institution for six months.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«Barker was a great writer, a great actor and a great loss to us all. I think God must have needed cheering up.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)
«The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.»
Author: Ronnie Barker
(Comedian)