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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
«The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Funny
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«If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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alright, craziest, dysfunctional, fair, family, five, goofiest, Goofy, like royalty, minutes, near, royalties, royalty, state, The State of the World
«[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.»
«Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy