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Evan Esar Quotes

«Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.»
«Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.»
Author: Evan Esar | Keywords: excellent, habits, study, zoo, zoos
«Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it»
Author: Evan Esar | About: Housework | Keywords: housework
«A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.»
Author: Evan Esar | About: Character
«[Anger is] the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.»
Author: Evan Esar
«The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother»
«Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.»
Author: Evan Esar | Keywords: admits, analysis, figures, stand up
«All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow»
Author: Evan Esar | Keywords: Jill
«The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.»
Author: Evan Esar | Keywords: avoids
«Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.»
Author: Evan Esar