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Dave Barry Quotes
«Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
lethal, popular with, regular, ski, skiing, skis, Snowboarding
«The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
attend, opera, performing, performing arts, relied, taxpayer, taxpayers, undergo, vasectomy, weed, whacker
«For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
equivalent, fifty-five, hectare, metric, miles per hour, PER, per year, speed limit, The National
«Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a cramped and dingy labyrinth, the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
area, baggage, cramp, cramped, cramping, cramps, dingy, friendly, International, labyrinth, labyrinths, Miami, the Airport, The Message, visitor
«I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
driving, engines, Harley, motorcycle, motorcycles, rev, revving, wheels
«Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
auto, autos, auto racing, miles per hour, PER, race car, racing, upside, upside down